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- League Secretary
- New Castle, Indiana, United States
- The Fists of Justice League was formed in response to the plethora of lame daily comic strip storylines out there. For extremely funny verbal ransacking of comic strips, visit Josh at www.joshreads.com. For more direct assaults on the sources of the problem, read on. The Fists of Justice League consists of the following daily strip heroes, each known for a particularly short fuse and a marked tendency toward violence: -Sarge: Sergeant Snorkel of Beetle Bailey fame. His preferred clobberin' method is the "Sarge Stomp." -Hagar: His nickname is "The Horrible." 'Nuff said. -Mark Trail: Wielder of the Original Fist of Justice and the heart and soul of the League. Mr. Dithers: Driven to join the League after years of single-handedly trying to pound the lameness out of "Blondie". -Derrick: One of two bullies from the comic strip Curtis. School officials sent him to us hoping to help him turn over a new leaf. Instead we have turned his talents to our own use. -Margo: This resident of Apartment 3-G is perhaps the most violent member of the league. Nicknamed "Loose Cannon," and jaded by her own participation in many lame storylines.
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All graphics and text posted here are for review and parody purposes only. Copyrights for characters, comics and text belong to the creators and syndicates which own those properties. I'm only commenting on the state of comics in my own special way.
3 comments:
Are you limited to just King Features Syndicate or can you pick on anyone? How about Luann? I like the strip, but it's ripe for some Fists of Justice all the same.
Cathy and Irving, you're day has come!!!
I know what you can do!!! That annoying Lizardbreath and Blandthony in For Better or For Worse are getting married. They are both so annoying at this point that they truly deserve each other, but the League could have all sorts of fun at the wedding! I really want to see The Family Circus kids come to the wedding and create all kinds of mayhem with Merrie and Robin and Francie, and then Blondie could do the catering but Dagwood wouldn't be able to help himself and he could eat up lots of the buffet! Curtis could be the Rap DJ. Mark Trail and his wife Cherry, and Funky Winkerbean and his wife Holly, could come and make toasts at the reception and talk about how great marriage is when your spouse is only in the same state with you maybe once a month. Hint, hint Blandthony! Mark Trail would have to bring the rest of the "Fist O' Justice League" so of course Mr. Dithers would do a smackdown on Dagwood and Margo would be so upset that she STILL isn't married she would attack Lizardbreath, and Hagar and Sarge would just eat whatever Dagwood hadn't eaten....
It would be GREAT!!!!!
Joy in Virginia
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